BHARTIYA MAHILA BANK

Note- The article written is an informative satire from the writer. It is not written to insult women. The main focus is on the newly established all women bank. This article may prove helpful for the knowledge of current affair.

Women’s are so self-centered that they want everything of their own, and our government always appeases them, either through the demand of 33 % reservation in the parliament or the Rahul Baba cliché “ we want women empowerment” to answer every question of the one and only Mr. Arnab Goswami. Recently the news heard was too shocking for me. The women will have their own bank. What the crap is this? Look the women empowerment policy of Rahul Baba ,  first bank established by the act of parliament. O my god, have they established any bank earlier by the act of parliament? The answer is a big nooo….. ,because they  were not all the women bank na. what they have done was that they  nationalized the bank in 1969 and 1980. The story of the women doesn’t end here, they named the bank Bhartiya Mahila Bank, and more so over all the employees will be women. This is just the conspiracy to keep the men unemployed and pressurized them to perform the household works in place of their wives. After reading such a shocking news half way, I stopped and a thought came in my mind that though the bank is fully women, but who will govern the bank, because are the women so qualified to govern a bank? If they can’t govern their mother-in- laws , how can they govern such a monolithic institution. My all speculations were brushed aside as I read further . What?? the bank will have eight member governing bodies and all the members will be women. Now the water was reaching my throat. I could feel now that there is no scope in this country for the men. It was horrifying to think that in future my wife will move to the office and I will have to cook the food, prepare the children for school and many more. The conspiracy has already begun, 7 branches already opened in the metropolitan cities like delhi, Mumbai, Chennai… etc. The danger has also started reaching to the tier 2 cities, as a new branch will be opened in Indore very soon.

                                          Now I tried to adopt a reconcillatory approach. Now , it was the matter of survival for all men. Many of my  friends approached me sharing their grievances about the establishment of the bank. We sat together and figured an idea… because we have the ultimate brain power na… we are not the Rahul baba… we envisaged that our sisters or wives or any female relative will be employed in the bank , we can get the bank loan through them for our flase business, as the women are not very sceptic, we can easily get the loan. But , one of my friend Dabba, who never does any productive work , threw the paper towards us and told… you fool people, first read the whole news then plan. The last shock of the day kept us weeping as we read in the newspaper “ the bank can only provide loan to the women for the small and medium business”.